I'll burn my fingers on my coffee pot   My toast is cold, my orange juice is hot   I could stop over, I'd really rather not   Same thing would happen again   'Cause that's the bag I'm in      Missed my connection, I'm late for work again   Ain't seen the sunshine since I can't remember when   They'll drop the atom bomb the day my ship comes in   You know I just can't win   'Cause that's the bag I'm in      The other day I was walking down the street   Whistlin' the blues to the tappin' of my feet   Some woman came out and called a cop on me   It happens every time   'Cause that's the bag I'm in      Missed my connection, I'm straight for work again   Ain't seen the sunshine since I can't remember when   They'll drop the atom bomb the day my ship comes in   You know I just can't win   'Cause that's the bag I'm in      I'll burn my fingers on my coffee pot   My toast is cold, my orange juice is hot   I could stop over, I'd really rather not   You know I just can't win