There's a gentleman who's not so gentle 'cause he's too generous with his chit and his chat   So lately we've been discussing a way to rid this disgusting example of ample gossip and gab      All we hear is La La La...      He's a gentleman who plays a caricature of a character he wishes he was   So lately we've been ignoring all his stories as we smile and nod and let him simply do what he does   So watch out      And everybody's got the same story:   We never wanted him here   He showed up anyway   He never would leave us alone   We never wanted him here   He showed up anyway   But maybe that's ok      Soon this gentleman was barking louder when his biting harder didn't earn him respect   But lately we've been too proud to admit that we all might miss him just a bit now that he's packed up and left   What did we do?      And everybody's got the same story:   We never wanted him here   He showed up anyway   He never would leave us alone   We never wanted him here   He showed up anyway   But maybe that's ok      We never wanted him here   He showed up anyway   He never would leave us alone   We never wanted him here   And now he's gone for good   But maybe we've made a mistake