So, wide you can't get around it   So, low you can't get under it   So, high you can't get over it   I, can't get over it      Ready or not, here we come   Getting down for the one which we believe in      1993, much more bounce   Ice cube comin' with the half ounce   Not just knee deep, jeep fulla smog   Atomic dog   Like ya behind, heard it through the grapevine   How much longer will you be mine?   And I'ma tell ya, I don't like drama   So do I have to put my handcuffs on your mama   'Cause Bertha Butt did her damn boogie with her crew      But I'd rather boo you   And make you say humdrum, tweedee dum   Humdrum don't succumb when I'm done, buckin' hits   One nation under a groove gettin' down for the funk of it   Tear the roof of this mother like we did last night, son   And hit you with the bop gun      Here's my chance to dance my way   Out of my constriction   Gonna be freakin' up and down   Hang up really late   With the groove I only got   We shall all be moved      Ready or not, here we come   Gettin' down for the one which we believe in   One nation under a groove   Gettin' down just for the funk of it   One nation and we're on the move   Nothin' can stop us now      If you hear any noise, it's just me and the boys   Playin' with our toys   M-1, 'cuz everybody's gotta have fun   Under the sun, under the sun   So rough, so tough when I get down   The disco fiend with the monster sound   I wants to get funked up when I'm chillin', whoa   The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill in      You let her funk me 'cause my funk is the best   Comin' from the west      Kickin' that hits be occupied   Dedicated to the preservation motion of hips   Hittin' them dips, CD skips but I'm straight   As I bounce, rock, skate, now I'll toast to that   If it's rough, make the girls say, "Do that stuff! aw, do that stuff!"   But ya got to be, you got to be a freak of the week   For the top gun, hit you with the bop gun      One nation under a groove   Gettin' down just for the funk of it   One nation and we're on the move   Nothin' can stop us now   One nation under a groove   Gettin' down just for the funk of it   One nation and we're on the move   Nothin' can stop us now      Do not attempt to adjust your radio   There ain't nothin' wrong, so hit the bong   Waitin' on the double dutch bus for a ride   As the buffalo go round the outside   Put a glide in your stride and a dip in your hip   Got daytons on the mothership   And you can ring my bell if you need me to pass   The dutchie on the left hand side for the sale      'Cuz nobody knows where the nose goes when the doors close   Dog chow got the hoes   Lookin' for the theme from the black hole   May I'll big bang you with my black pole   So, flashlight, red light, we don't like cops on the bike   Just made bail, tonight   So whatcha gonna do when you get outta jail?   I'm gonna have some fun with the bop gun      Ready or not, here we come   Getting down on the one which we believe in      One nation under a groove   Gettin' down just for the funk of it   One nation and we're on the move   Nothin' can stop us now   One nation under a groove   Gettin' down just for the funk of it   One nation and we're on the move   Nothin' can stop us now