I can dig it   Dog-catcher, dog-catcher   I can dig it   Dog-catcher, dog-catcher      Here's another topic I'm addressin'   So learn a quick lesson about your Smith and Wesson   Sit your ass back and comprehend   As I let you know about man's best friend   Now remember it used to be a dog like Lassie   But now in ninety-one it's a gun if you asked me   Just like a Jimmy hat's used for protection   I use my nine when suckers start to flexin'      'Cause if you run up and try to play mine   I'd rather have a AK than a fuckin' canine   'Cause if you shot your gun, and my dog tried to fetch her   Me and the dog's goin' out on a stretcher   And I ain't with that, so I gotta get that   Big black gat, aim and I hit that   Forget about a dog, fool, he'll shit in the den   Nowadays, a gat is man's best friend      Dog-catcher, dog-catcher   I can dig it   I can dig it   Man's best friend   Dog-catcher, dog-catcher   I can dig it   I can dig it      Here is the reason why Ice Cube pack   Just in case the little punks try to jack   I can't put a motherfuckin' pitbull   Under a coat, in the small of my back   So I gotta take my Biretta, and I betcha   It'll probably work, a 100 percent better   'Cause it'll keep me out of danger   With sixteen in the clip and one in the chamber      So this goes to all y'all intruders   Beware of the owner 'cause the owner is a shooter   I don't just wanna give your ass rabies   I'd rather have your ass pushing up daisies   And I can't do that with Benji   Rin Tin Tin or Spuds McKenzie   Forget about a dog, fool, he'll shit in the den   Nowadays, a gat is man's best friend      {Just don't let me see you shoot no dogs   Hey, I got shots fired here, send me another unit   The profile of a typical American gun owner is this   Over thirty, white, male, middle class}      Take that motherfuckers