All the leaves are green   All my friends are gone   I'm livin' in my hometown   I can barely get along      I feel sorry for myself   That's an easy thing to do   I feel sorry for the world   I feel sorry for you      Yes I am a pitiful sight   And I can't even get one thing right      I know just what it's like   To be ridin', ridin' in the rumbleseat   Yes I know just what it's like   To be a big time rider in the rumbleseat      Well I could have a nervous breakdown   But I don't believe in shrinks   I should be drunker than a monkey   But I don't like to drink      Call up some girls   But I'm afraid of the phone   I'm always talkin' to myself   I guess I'm never alone      Am I the only one that feels this way   I'd buy myself some stylish clothes   But I sure hate to pay      I know just what it's like   To be ridin', ridin' in the rumbleseat   Yes I know just what it's like   To be a big time rider in the rumbleseat   Hey      The sun is coming up   Just goin' to bed   I combed my hair with my pillow   Still got some dreams left      Tomorrow is a new day   Gonna make these dreams come true   I'm gonna believe in myself   I'll tell you what I'm gonna do      I'm gonna stop puttin' myself down   I'm gonna turn my life around      I'll be ridin' high   With my feet kicked up in the rumbleseat   Yeah we'll go for a drive   And we'll be singin' shotgun from that rumbleseat      Yes I'll blow you a kiss   And we'll be ridin' big time in my rumbleseat   Hey