Women seem to like me   They seem to like what I have to say   When they see me out in public   Women seem to look my way      Women seem to treat me so gracious   They sing me to sleep with a song   But there always seems to be a problem   Women don't seem to like me long, yeah yeah yeah      Women seem to want me   To stay with them all night   We have so much in common   Our futures really do seem bright      Women seem to forgive me   They seem to become my very good friends   But when it comes time for a commitment   The romance always seems to end      Yeah, they tell me all their stories   We lay awake and talk all night   Maybe it's me, I don't know but in the morning   There always seems to be some kind of fight      La la la la, la la la la la   La la la la, la la la la la      Though women seem to be so clever   I love all the jokes that they tell   Like my last boyfriend really hurt me in bed   Hey but you seem to fit so well      Women sure can hurt your feelings   They can burn you down and not make a sound   But then they call me up and say, "Come over   My husband has just left town"      They tell me all their stories   We lay awake and laugh all night   Maybe it's me I don't know but in the morning   There always seems to be some kind of fight      Women seem to love houses   I've bought a couple for one or two   Women seem to think all men are louses   And I guess I think so too      Women seem so much smarter   Than your average Joe   Women seem to be a little more intuitive   And when they lie nobody knows      Yeah, women seem to know how to keep a secret   They don't blabbermouth just for show   Fifty percent of their charm is illusion   And that is a good thing to know      Women seem to like me   They seem to like what I have to say   And when they see me out in public   Women seem to look my way   Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah      Yeah, women seem to like me   They seem to like what I have to say   La la la la, la la la la la   La la la la, la la la la la      Let's try again