We weren't afraid of nothing   Wasn't nothing we couldn't do   She held her breath once for seven minutes   And never turned blue      She could burn a woman down   If she felt she'd been unkind   Or if she thought she was comin' on to me   It drove her out of her mind      Oh yeah, it's true   We just did what we did   Whenever we wanted to   Yeah, it's true   We just did what we wanted   Whenever we wanted to      She was my very best friend   My biggest enemy   On judgment day, we'd go either way   It was all the same, you see      She was not afraid of Satan   In fact she thought he was a joke   Said she'd tear off his tail   And run her fist down his throat      Oh yeah, it's true   We just did what we did   Whenever we wanted to   Yeah, it's true   We just did what we wanted   Whenever we wanted to      Ooh ooh yeah, ooh ooh yeah   Ooh ooh yeah, ooh ooh yeah      She was the apple of temptation   The apple of my eye   Used to rest on a bed of burning coals   Every single night      And I know she's out there somewhere   She's wrestlin' in the bones   With confetti in her hair   You bet she's not alone      Oh yeah, it's true   We just did what we did   Whenever we wanted to   Yeah, it's true   We just did what we did   Whenever we wanted to      Yeah, it's true, we just did what we did   Did what we did, hell, we just did what we did   Whenever we wanted to, oh yeah   Whenever we wanted to