Well I went down to the Grundy County Auction   Where I saw something I just had to have   My mind told me I should proceed with caution   But my heart said, "Go ahead an' make a bid on that!"      An' I said, hey, pretty lady, won'cha gi'me a sign   I'd give anything to make you mine all mine   I'll do your biddin' an' be at your beckon call   Yeah, I never seen anyone lookin' so fine   Man, I gotta have her, she's a one-of-a-kind   I'm goin' once, goin' twice,   I'm sold! On the lady in the second row   She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten, I know   She's got ruby red lips, blond hair, blue eyes   An' I'm about to bid my heart good-bye!      Well, the auctioneer was goin' about a mile a minute   He was takin' bids an' callin' them out loud   An' I guess I was really gettin' in it   'Cause I just shouted out above the crowd!      An' I said, hey, pretty lady, won'cha gi'me a sign   I'd give anything to make you mine all mine   I'll do your biddin' an' be at your beckon call   Yeah, I never seen anyone lookin' so fine   Man, I gotta have her, she's a one-of-a-kind   I'm goin' once, goin' twice,   I'm sold! On the lady in the long black dress   Well she won my heart it was no contest   With her ruby red lips, blond hair, blue eyes   Well I'm about to bid my heart good-bye!      Yeah, we found love on the auction block   An' I hauled her heart away   Now we still love to laugh about   The way we met that day      When I said, hey, pretty lady, won'cha gi'me a sign   I'd give anything to make you mine all mine   I'll do your biddin' an' be at your beckon call   Yeah, I never seen anyone lookin' so fine   Man, I gotta have her, she's a one-of-a-kind   I'm goin' once, goin' twice,   I'm sold! On the lady in the second row   She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten, I know   Shes's got ruby red lips, blond hair blue eyes   An' I'm about to bid my heart good-bye!