Standing on the dock at Southampton   Trying to get to Holland or France   The man in the Mac   Said, "You've gotta go back"   You know, they didn't even give us a chance      Christ, you know it ain't easy   You know how hard it can be   The way things are going   They're gonna crucify me      Finally made the plane into Paris   Honeymooning down by the Seine   Peter Brown called to say   "You can make it okay   "You can get married in Gibraltar, near Spain"      Christ, you know it ain't easy   You know how hard it can be   The way things are going   They're gonna crucify me      Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton   Talking in our beds for a week   The newspeople said   "Say, what're you doing in bed?"   I said, "we're only trying to get us some peace"      Christ, you know it ain't easy   You know how hard it can be   The way things are going   They're gonna crucify me      Made a lightning trip to Vienna   Eating chocolate cakes in a bag   The newspapers said   "She's gone to his head   "They look just like two gurus in drag"      Christ, you know it ain't easy   You know how hard it can be   The way things are going   They're gonna crucify me      Caught the early plane back to London   Fifty acrons tied in a sack   The men from the press   Said, "we wish you success   "It's good to have the both of you back"      Christ, you know it ain't easy   You know how hard it can be   The way things are going   They're gonna crucify me   The way things are going   They're gonna crucify me   The way things are going   They're gonna crucify me