I just remembered, that time at the market   Snuck up behind me and jumped on my shopping cart   And rode down, Isle 5   You looked behind you to smile back at me   Crashed into a rack full of magazines   They asked us, if we could leave      Can't remember, what went wrong last September   Though I'm sure you'd remind me, if you had to      Our love was, comfortable and   So broken in      I sleep with this new girl I'm still getting used to   My friends all approve, say "She's gonna be good for you"   They throw me, high fives   She says the Bible is all that she reads   And prefers that I not use profanity   Your mouth was, so dirty      Life of the party and she swears that she's artsy   But you could distinguish miles from Coltrane      Our love was, comfortable and   So broken in   She's perfect, so flawless   Or so they say, say      She thinks I can't see the smile that she's faking   And poses for pictures that aren't being taken   I loved you gray sweat pants, no makeup, so perfect      Our love was, comfortable and   So broken in   She's perfect, so flawless   I'm not impressed, I want you back