Martha says she don't need no stinking man making no decisions for her   She don't need his money, she don't need him between the sheets   She ain't gonna sleep on the edge of the bed for no stinking man   That's the way she lives 'cause I saw her last night   Pouring water on a drowning man in the moonlight saying      Hi-de-hi-de-hi, brother   Hi-de-hi-de-hey now, Martha   Hi-de-hi-de-hi, sister   Say what, hey you, look out, Martha      Martha says she don't need no revolver to shoot some idiot down   She can do it with her eyes, she can do it with her smile   And do it with a conversation walking down the hall   Man, now ain't that the truth 'cause I saw her take a bite out   Some macho dude laying some corn ball line on her last night saying      Hi-de-hi-de-hi, brother   Hi-de-hi-de-hey now, Martha   Hi-de-hi-de-hi, sister   Say what, hey you, look out, Martha      Hi-de-hi-de-hi, brother   (Hi-de-hi-de-hi, brother)   Hi-de-hi-de-ho, sister   (Hi-de-hi-de-hi, yeah)   Hi-de-hi-de-hi   (Hi-de-hi-de-ho, yeah)   Hi-de-hi-de-hi, Martha   Say what, look out, shake it up, Martha      Martha says she ain't changin'   No nothin' for nobody, for no damn good reason   It's the way that she wants it, it's the way that she gets it   Well, the girl loves playing hardball   It leaves me in a no win situation saying      Hi-de-hi-de-hi, brother   Hi-de-hi-de-hey now, Martha   Hi-de-hi-de-hi, sister   Say what, hey you, look out, Martha      Hi-de-hi-de-hi, brother   Hi-de-hi-de-hey now, Martha   Hi-de-hi-de-hi, sister   Say what, hey you, look out, Martha      Martha say she don't need no stinking man   Making no decisions for her