He was a good lookin' guy.   Stood about six foot three,   Long brown hair   As nice as he could be.   Everybody liked him   But he didn't have a clue,   He looked silly as hell   In those funny French shoes.      You know the type   Without any heels,   Leather soles,   Kind of a slip on deal.   He was cavalier   Whether he'd win or lose   But he looked silly as hell   In those funny French shoes.      I know it's not right   To judge a man by his clothes,   By the way that he looks   Or the people he may know.   I'm embarrassed to say   If I had to choose   I could never really trust   Any man wearing those funny French shoes.      Funny French shoes,   Funny French shoes,   No man should be wearin'   Those funny French shoes.   They look good on a woman's foot.   I must say that they do   But no guy should be wearin'   Those funny French shoes.      Get some socks on, man!