Sister Bridget by the stair   A glass of wine and she's almost there   Cousin Jimmy at the door   Another beer and he's on the floor      Friends and neighbors come around   Waste no time, we're Heaven-bound   But not before we raise a glass   To good camaraderie      Stinky Joe from down the street   He fell right over his own three feet   He's doubled up in the outside loo   To taste again the devil's brew      Friends and neighbors come around   Waste no time, we're Heaven-bound   But not before we raise a glass   To good camaraderie      So make yourselves jolly under mistletoe holly   And Ivy get to it and be in good cheer   And when it's all over, pigs gone to clover   Will the last man at the party, wish me a happy new year?      The house is jumping, suppers up   Curried goat in a paper cup   Forks of plastic, knives of tin   Who cares what state the goat is in      Someone with the gift of song   Has brought his pal to sing along   Now they're turning up   Old Frank Sinatra on the stereo      So make yourselves jolly under mistletoe holly   And Ivy get to it and be in good cheer   And when it's all over, pigs gone to clover   Will the last man at the party, wish me a happy new year?      Sister Bridget by the stair   A glass of wine and she's almost there   Cousin Jimmy at the door   Another beer and he's on the floor      Friends and neighbors come around   Waste no time, we're Heaven-bound   But not before we raise a glass   To good camaraderie      So make yourselves jolly under mistletoe holly   And Ivy get to it and be in good cheer   And when it's all over, pigs gone to clover   Will the last man at the party, wish me a happy new year?      So make yourselves jolly under mistletoe holly   And Ivy get to it and be in good cheer   And when it's all over, pigs gone to clover   Will the last man at the party, wish me a happy new year?