I'm going to go    Smoke in the shower   I need to piss down the stairs   I'm so damned sick of this    Stupid bullshit   That I'm going to start splitting hairs   So I sat down and watched a pot boil   Then I stood up and spit in the fan   While every one of you    Dumb sons of bitches   Were eating pellets   Right out of my hand      You look like a chicken in flight   Think I'll kick Foreman's ass   On my own      I will pay your slut mother   One half of one dollar   If she'll come and sleep with the band   This year's unlikely sex symbol    Is dressed like a priest not a man.