Welcome back Victoria   Since you've gone you know that no-one's really missed you   Welcome back Victoria   And now your friends watch over everything that we, we do      Welcome back Victoria   So the pendulum swings back   Welcome back Victoria   You went away, okay we got a little slack      And once again you'll cover up   What you don't understand   Don't close your eyes   You can't hide behind your hands      Welcome back Victoria   We'll be no threat when we're deaf, dumb and blind   Welcome back Victoria   Clean books, clean screens, clean words, dirty minds      I am a child of the sixties   And for that I must pay   You wag your finger all you like I'll tell you something   It's my children they'll have no choice but to say      Welcome back Victoria   I trust your piano legs are covered up again   Welcome back Victoria   Double standards are you forte, now as then      Welcome back Victoria   We'll tip our top hats to those who walk the streets   And you know what I mean, now   Welcome back Victoria   On commercial street be careful who you meet   But you're alright, Jack      Welcome back, welcome back, yeah   Welcome back, welcome back