Sittin' in a Key West bar, here I am:   There they are, hangin' from the rafters,   Like monkeys.   Watch 'em gather 'round, it's a primal sound:   "Can I buy you another round or get your number?"   Check, please.   They try to touch my heart but they move way too fast   Just another night of foreplay in a shot glass.      Where do I find the marryin' kind?   The kind of guy who'll settle down,   Who ain't afraid to be tied down.   And he loves his mother.   Where do I find the marryin' kind?   Whoa oh, whoa oh.   Whoa oh, whoa oh.      The lawyer with the crooked tie;   College boys with hungry eyes lookin' for the next notch   On their bedpost.   The doctor from Baltimore; kinda cute:   Twice divorced, tryin' to score,   But me, I want somethin' more.   Well, I don't want to be the last to leave the party.   Well, I wanna know is it me? Oh where is he?      Where do I find the marryin' kind?   The kind of guy who'll settle down,   Who ain't afraid to be tied down.   And he loves his mother.   Where do I find the marryin' kind?   Oh    Whoa, whoa oh.      Classifieds, date lines: safer sex online.   My biological clock's playin' with my life.   Average Joes, reality shows.   I don't know.   Just when I think I've found the man of my dreams,   I realize, he's only in my dreams.      Where do I find the marryin' kind?   Oh, the kind of guy who'll settle down,   Who ain't afraid to be tied down.   And he loves his mother.   Where do I find:   Where do I find the marryin' kind?   Oh, whoa.   Oh, whoa.      Sittin' in a Key West bar, here I am:   There they are, hangin' from the rafters,   Like monkeys.