If they gave Olympic medals for running all-night long   I would have won them all until I turned pro   I've got miles of dedication and a natural inclination   For a childhood game i just could not outgrow      I want to be the last man standing   People crashin' on the sofas and passed out on the floor   But the last man standing was sayin' bring on a little bit more      When you stop and think about life is still just high school   You make the same mistakes you did when you were young   Contending for the ladies' favors testing every single flavor   While hopelessly trying not scald your tongue      I wanna be the last man standing   Bring me the hot sauce, bring me a beer   Gonna be the last man standing   But where do we go from here?      Gonna be the last man standing   People crashin' on the sofas and passed out on the floor   But the Last man standing was sayin' bring on a little bit more      I might as well admit it there's been a time or two   When I contemplate retirement for a while   But a hundred years from now they'll still be asking how   As they gaze upon on my taxidermic smile      Want to be the last man standing   Got the devil at the crossroads, wolf at the door   But the last man standing is singin' bring on a little bit more      They're gonna see the last man standing   Still got a fun ticket in my hand   Gonna be the last man standing takin' off before I land