By: jimmy buffett, steve goodman   1975   Chorus:   There's a woman goin' crazy on caroline street   Stoppin' every man that she does meet   Sayin' if you'll be gentle if you'll be sweet   I'll show you my place on caroline street      She claimed in a loud voice to be a dancer   But I don't think she's cut a rug in years   Listens to the jukebox for her answers   Slowly guzzles twenty-five cent beers      Talks about the men she's known and then some   She's seen them in her dreams and on the street   She slides her dapper legs from beneath the table   As if to reveal some kind of treat      Chorus:   There's a woman goin' crazy on caroline street   Stoppin' every man that she does meet   Sayin' if you'll be gentle if you'll be sweet   I'll show you my place on caroline street      Her lover left her stranded in jamaica   Just right now she can't recall his name   Perceiving she's the center of attention   And all the lurking eyes they look the same      Weather's got the shrimpers in a frenzy   They're horny and don't need a good excuse   Someone yells and things just start erupting   And in a flash all hell has broken loose      Chorus:   There's a woman goin' crazy on caroline street   Stoppin' every man that she does meet   Sayin' if you'll be gentle if you'll be sweet   I'll show you my place on caroline street      (instrumental)      When I woke up and looked around the barroom   She was gone and I was black and blue   So be careful when you go to swing your partner   Someone just might take a swing at you      Chorus:   There's a woman goin' crazy on caroline street   Stoppin' every man that she does meet   Sayin' if you'll be gentle if you'll be sweet   I'll show you my place on caroline street      Ya there's a woman goin' crazy on caroline street   Stoppin' every man that she does meet   Sayin' if you'll be gentle if you'll be sweet   I'll show you my place on caroline street      There's a woman goin' crazy on caroline street   Stoppin' every man that she does meet ...