They told me before I started   This never ever would work out   Stay in school, don't be a fool   But I had to see what life was about      So, I went to Biloxi seekin' fortune and fame   I got hired, I got fired, I got called dirty names      You'll never, never, work in dis bidness again   You'll never, never, work in dis bidness again      I knew I needed representation   I found it one night in a bar   He was a bondsman and a part-time agent   He said, that he could make me a star      He said, "You don't have to be that good   To make it out in Hollywood   You just have to change and complain"      Or you'll never, never work in dis bidness again   No, you'll never, never, work in dis bidness again      I parked cars at the rainbow, I sold maps of the stars   I had my nose broke in 'Spago'   When I puked on the bar   All I played's a double barmitzvah   Bubba played a double barmitzvah      It's a jungle out there, I don't care   I'm going back to my predator friends      I will never, never, work in this bidness again   I'll never, ever work in this bidness again   No, you'll never, never, work in this bidness again