Kindergarten, king of excuses   Sister Mary Mojo so hard to trick   What can I say, dog ate my homework   I could play the game   They love me anyway      Alibis, angles and tales from the tropics   Come to my mind so easy and quick   Spacemen from Mars stole all of my money   But I could play the game   They love me just the same      That's my story and I'm stickin' to it   That's my life and all that I've got   Call me a liar, call me a writer   Believe me or not, believe me or not      Women always know before you tell them   The younger girl's so easy to trick   What's that word? I think I'm eccentric   But I can play the game   They love me anyway      Revelations love when they happen   Wizards and lizards I choose and I pick   In a hundred years this all won't matter   How you play the game   They love you just the same      That's my story and I'm stickin' to it   That's my life and all that I've got   Call me a liar, call me a writer   Believe me or not, believe me or not      I will play the game   I will stay the same   I will play the game   Believe me or not      That's my story and I'm stickin' to it   That's my life and all that I've got   Call me a liar, call me a writer   Believe me or not, believe me or not      That's my story and I'm stickin' to it   That's my life and all that I've got   Call me a liar, call me a writer   Believe me or not, believe me or not      I will play the game   (I will play the game)   I will stay the same   (I will stay the same)   I will play the game   (I will play the game)   Again and again and again      I will play the game   (I will play the game)   I will stay the same   (I will stay the same)   I will play the game   (I will play the game)   Again and again and again