By: jimmy buffett      Cameron's getting logical   A vulcan in disguise   The mysteries of the night   Are putting sparkles in his eyes   He's looking for sound reasoning   But the best that I can do   Is this transcendental story   That I'll pass along to you      Pass the falls they call victoria   Down the river named the nile   Drifts a tiny little handmade boat   It's shaped just like a smile   And steered by a magician   With the knowledge that he needs   To keep him on his destined course   Pass the crocodiles and reeds      He's the admiral of the ocean   The lone eagle in the sky   He gave me my first sextant   And he taught me how to fly      It's been quite a lengthy passage   From the dawn of time til now   He has weathered the infernal storms   In his trusty petite dhow   He has soared above collassal waves,   Sailed the endless sea   Sometimes he resembles you   Sometimes he looks like me      I saw him through my telescope   On a cloudless night in june   As he rested between voyages   At his beach house on the moon      There are windows to the galaxies   And hallways to the past   There are trapdoors to the future   And a splintered ancient mast   There are relics from apollo trips   When the earth men came to play   And a hammock from a distant star   Out in the milky way      He's the admiral of the ocean   The lone eagle in the sky   He gave me my first sextant   And he taught me how to fly   I saw him through my telescope   On a cloudless night in june   As he rested between voyages   At his beach house on the moon      A striped bass breaks the surface   As the sunset fades away   And our journey from the sea of storms   Takes us home besides the bay   We go fishing in the ocean   We go travelling back in time   Like the song says teach your children   To go fishing with their mind      Cameron's contemplating   I'm not sure just what he thinks   Is my dad some kind of lunatic   With his stories and high hijinks   Then he says when I get old and gray   And feel like I'm marooned   He will take me in his rocketship   To that beach house on the moon