Fool button   By: jimmy buffett   1978   I woke up in a strange room   I'd never seen before   Weird paintin's on the walls   Mirrors on the ceiling   I bolted for the door      Lookin' for my rentacar   Was the cordoba blue or red   Tryin' to remember where I put the keys   Tryin' to remember what I said      Chorus:   I pushed the fool button   My night went haywire   I pushed the fool button   Set my brain on fire      Now I was sittin' in the corner of a very laid back bar   A little three piece band playin' on the stand   Not knowin' what lay in store   In a flash a man with a hat and a harmonica stormed the stage   The crowd went berserk, the band said what a jerk   As he went into a blues rampage      Chorus:   It was a fool palace   Double knit on parade   They pushed the fool button   As the skinny boy played and played      Push it, push it, push it      Try to make a point of protectin' the innocent   But none of them can be found   It can happen anytime   Happen anyplace   It can happen in your own home town      If you don't believe my words   Or think my story's true   Get a bottle of rum and a eskatrol   And watch the same thing happen to you      Chorus:   We'll push the fool button   I'll meet you in the bar   We'll push the fool button   Where everyone's a star      (jimmy pushed the fool button)   (he pushed it like a fool, bubba)   (pushin' like a fool)   (pushed the button like a fool)      (pushed the fool button)   (pushed it like a fool)   (pushed the button like a fool)