You messed up you read the paper   You accidentally watched the news   You inadvertently find yourself in the vicinity of the blues      Bust your ass to get a good life   You make a habit out of overtime   When the big report card comes   Your priorities are way out of line      Chorus:   You need to go to summer school   Into the beach or at least in a pool   Time to go to summer school   Remember what is and what is not cool      Time out for bad behavior   Time off you’ve been under the gun   High time somebody told you   It’s time to let those puppies run      What’s up with this recession?   I refuse to participate   The answer to your burning questions   Are dancing on your tailgate      It’s time to go to summer school   Remember what is and is not cool   Oh summer school   There’s a time and a place to act like a fool   At summer school   Get your ass to a beach or at least to a pool   At summer school   Remember what is and what is not cool      Here’s the subjects:   Beer 101.   Sex 102.   Tune it in turn it out   That’s what I’m talking about      It’s time to go to summer school   Yeah the courses are easy and there are no rules   At summer school   Remember what is and what is not cool   You need to stay in summer school   This is the time and the place to act like a fool   Oh summer school   Remember what is and what is not cool