Why Don't We Get Drunk Lyrics by Jimmy Buffett
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I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here
Your voice sounds so wonderful
But yer face don't look too clear
So bar maid bring a pitcher, another round o' brew
Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw

Chorus:
Why don't we get drunk and screw
I just bought a water bed, it's filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen
Honey I don't think that's true
So, why don't we get drunk and screw

-- Spoken: "Pick it Coral Reefers, here we go..."

(swing instrumental)

Chorus:
Why don't we get drunk and screw
I just bought a waterbed it's filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen
Honey I don't think that's true
So why don't we get drunk and screw
Yeah, now baby I say, (Lord!)
Why don't we get drunk and screw
I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here    Your voice sounds so wonderful    But yer face don't look too clear    So bar maid bring a pitcher, another round o' brew    Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw       Chorus:    Why don't we get drunk and screw    I just bought a water bed, it's filled up for me and you    They say you are a snuff queen    Honey I don't think that's true    So, why don't we get drunk and screw       -- Spoken: "Pick it Coral Reefers, here we go..."       (swing instrumental)       Chorus:    Why don't we get drunk and screw    I just bought a waterbed it's filled up for me and you    They say you are a snuff queen    Honey I don't think that's true    So why don't we get drunk and screw    Yeah, now baby I say, (Lord!)    Why don't we get drunk and screw