Well he outgrew his sequined suit   Sold his Trailways bus   Let his hair get a little too long   His duck tails bit the dust      His custom made, pearl-inlaid   Guitar slipped from his hand   And in its place a new electrical one   He had flown in from Japan      'Cause he's a cheeseburger eatin', abandoned Sunday meetin'   Brand new country star   He rides around in a Lincoln Continental   No steer horns on his car      Oh the record men say, he's the livin' end   They're gonna spin him right to the top   Yeah he's a hot roman candle from the Texas panhandle   He can either go Country or Pop      He's got a good ol' friend named 'Texas Ben'   Tells him all the spots to play   And a sweet little lady, he calls her 'Sexy Sadie'   She's a' with the boy night and day      They're gonna open up a chain of fancy bowlin' lanes   The first one in his old home town   And on ribbon cuttin' day they'll come from miles away   The folks'll all gather 'round      And sing, he's a cheeseburger eatin', abandoned Sunday meetin'   Brand new country star   Yeah he rides around in his Lincoln Continental   No steer horns on his car      Oh the record men say, he's the livin' end   They're gonna spin him right to the top   Yeah he's a hot roman candle from the Texas panhandle   He can either go Country or Pop, I mean, he can either go Country or Pop