Message in a bottle   Rhythm of a drum   Smoke signals and telegraphs   Make the airwaves hum      But that's all ancient history   Like bongs and Lincoln Logs   Now we livin' like the Jet sons   In a wacky wireless fog      Talkin', squawkin', hawkin'   Who knows if anybody's gettin' through      Toasters talk to crack berries   Boston to Bombay   Teenage schemes and mobile dreams   As minutes tick away      We act like crazy people   Talking to ourselves   Crashing cars in conversation   Still that shit flies off the shelf      The information superhighways   Crawled up like a L.A. traffic jam      Everybody's on the phone   So connected and all alone   From the pizza boy to the socialite   We all salute the satellites      Won't you text me with your master plan?   You're loud and clear but I don't understand   I'm a digital explorer in analog roam   And everybody's on the phone      Do you remember dialing up?   Yes, I remember well   Now I just can't go anywhere   Without my sacred cell      I think that I might die   If I miss anything at all   Text me, send me an e-mail   Ring me up, give me a call      I'm ADD on AOL and tryin' to read   The writing on the wall      Everybody's on the phone   So connected and all alone   From the pizza boy to the socialite   We all salute the satellites      Won't you text me with your master plan?   You're loud and clear but I don't understand   I'm a digital explorer in analog roam   And everybody's on the phone      Now I'm a real jungle jump up, I'm a megahertz man   I swing from tree to tree on the very latest plan   On the download and the dropouts   On every major city across the land      I got my Marley on my ring tone   Get up, stand up, reach out   Touch somebody band      Everybody's on the phone   So connected and all alone   From the pizza boy to the socialite   We all salute the satellites      Won't you text me with your master plan?   You're loud and clear but I don't understand   And I'm a digital explorer in analog roam   And everybody's on the phone      And I'm a digital explorer in an analog roam   And everybody's on the phone