'Allo, I'm-a Giuseppe, I got-a something special-a for you, ready?       Uno, duo, tre, quatro       When I was a boy, just about the eighth-a grade, Mama used to say don't stay out-a late with the bad-a boys, always shoot-a pool, Giuseppe going to flunk-a school.       Boy, it make-a me sick, all the t'ing I gotta do I can't-a get-a no kicks, always got to follow rules.       Boy, it make-a me sick, just to make-a lousy bucks.       Got to feel-a like a fool and-a mama used to say all-a time.       What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect.    What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad?   It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place.       Ah, shaddap-a you face!       That's-a my mama, I can remember.    Big accordion solo.    Ah! Play dat again, Really nice, really nice!       Soon-a come-a day, gonna be a big-a star.       Den I make-a TV shows and-a movies.    Get-a myself a new car, but still I be myself I don't want-a to change a t'ing, still a-dance and a-sing.       I t'ink about-a mama, she used to say:       What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect.    What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad? It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place.       Ah, shaddap-a you face       Mama, she said it all-a da time.   What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect.    What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad?   It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place.       Ah, shaddap-a you face       That's-a my mama!       Hello, everybody!    'At's out-a dere in-a radio and-a TV land.   Did you know I had a big-a hit-a song in-a Italy with-a disc Shaddap-a you face?       I sing-a dis-a song, all-a my fans applaud.   Dey clap-a da hands, dat-a make me feel-a so good    You ought to learn-a dis-a song, it's-a real-a simple.    See, I sing: "what's-a matter you?"    You sing: "Hey!"    Den I sing-a da rest and den at de end, we can all-a sing: "Ah, Shaddap-a you face!"       O.k., let's-a try it, really big!       Uno, duo, tre, quatro       What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect. Hey!    What-a you t'ink you do? Hey!    Why you look-a so sad? Hey!    It's-a not so bad. Hey! It's-a nice-a place.   Ah, shaddap-a you face!       OK one more-a time for mama!       What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect. Hey! What-a you t'ink you do? Hey!    Why you look-a so sad? Hey!    It's-a not so bad. Hey! It's-a nice-a place.   Ah, shaddap-a you face!