You always knew a way to find my good half   And I knew just the way to make you cry   But I ain't giving nothing to the girls in Hollywood   I've got a picture of my princess in a red dress   Goddamn, she's looking good      And they'll be dancing in the aisles   When we're standing face to face   Get a hotel room on our honeymoon   At some mighty fancy place      You'll be pretty as a princess   And I made up my mind   And I'll open up your car door every time   Long as you can reach over and unlock mine, oh      And I'll see you just in time to break the scene   I'll rent a linen suit and a limousine   And babe, I beg your pardon for this ordinary place   I got money for the matinee of strangers   And a million actors faces      And they'll be dancing in the aisles   When we're standing face to face   Get a hotel room on our honeymoon   At some mighty fancy place      You'll be pretty as a prom date   When you take all my blues   And I won't mind all that goddamn makeup   If you wear your dancing shoes      I love the way your bosom makes   For an envious blouse   Gonna tie your Sunday dresses in a rope   And you crawl down the house just to meet me      Pretty girls are made for pretty pictures   And witches are the women on the strip   But baby, you were cut from Cashmere and I'll be lying here, now   'Neath these sheets and deep asleep, my baby   And my hands tangled in your hair      But they'll be dancing in the aisles   When we're standing face to face   Get a hotel room on our honeymoon   At some mighty fancy place      You'll be pretty as a princess   And it's easy to see   If you don't steal all the damn covers   You're gonna be alright with me