They call me the Crazy Lemon   I'm crazy, wild, free for a while   I can't help what they think, I was born that way   I'll be a little crazy till my dyin' day   Just a man on the run, they call the Crazy Lemon      It's true that I stole a Budweiser truck   I changed my mind but the truck got stuck   In a muddy ditch, so I hitched it back again   The second car that passed had a cherry on top   But just my luck, it was a first to stop   They said with a grin, "Looky here, it's the Crazy Lemon"      They call me the Crazy Lemon   I'm crazy, wild, free for a while   I can't help what they think, I was born that way   I'll be a little crazy till my dyin' day   Just a man on the run, they call the Crazy Lemon      It's true that I run a little illegal cargo   From the border and the coast, north to Fargo   Busted with a truck load of Juarez aspirins   Seems everything that I tried to sell   Just bought me a room in some Iron Hotel   Things were looking grim for the Crazy Lemon      They call me the Crazy Lemon   I'm crazy, wild, free for a while   I can't help what they think, I was born that way   I'll be a little crazy till my dyin' day   Just a man on the run, they call the Crazy Lemon      Hey, I've jumped a little bit of bail   From a handful of city, county jail   Seeking out a spiritual hideout in the wind   It's easy to hide from a 6 foot cell   No use tryin', hide from yourself   Just play another hymn for the Crazy Lemon      They call me the Crazy Lemon   I'm crazy, wild, free for a while   I can't help what they think, I was born that way   I'll be a little crazy till my dyin' day   Just a man on the run, they call the Crazy Lemon      Hey, I'm a Crazy Lemon   Ho, I'm a Crazy Lemon