I've just been to see my best friend   He's found another girl   Says she's just about the best thing   In the whole damn world      And he says, "Can't you see   what the little lady's done for me"   Says it like he thinks I'm blind   But the things that you see   Ain't necessarily the things you can find      Happy loving couples make it look so easy   Happy loving couples always talk so kind   Till the time that I can do my dancing with a partner   Those happy couples ain't no friends of mine      People say I'm too damn fussy   When it comes to girls   Happy couples say   I must live in a lonely world      Wanna be, wanna really be   What my friends pretend to be   Be it in my own good time   Being kind to myself   Till I become one of two of a kind      But those happy loving couples make it look so easy   Happy loving couples always talk so kind   Till the time that I can do my dancing with a partner   Those happy couples ain't no friends of mine      You ain't no friends of mine   You ain't no friends of mine      You know what I mean happy loving couples   In matching [Incomprehensible] polo-neck sweaters   Reading 'Ideal Homes' magazine, yeah      Wanna be, wanna really be   What my friends pretends to be   Be it in my own good time   Being kind to myself   Till I become one of two of a kind      But those happy loving couples make it look so easy   Happy loving couples always talk so kind   Until the time that I can do my dancing with a partner   Those happy couples ain't no friends of mine      You ain't no friends of mine   You ain't no friends of mine   You ain't no friends of mine      You ain't no friends of mine   You ain't no friends of mine   You ain't no friends of mine      Right, that's enough