I gotta tell you a story from way back   Truck on down and dig me Jack   There's Big Moe, Little Moe, Four-Eyed Moe, No Moe   Look at brother, look at brother, look at brother Eat Moe   Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe      Who's the greatest band around?   Makes the cats jump up and down   Who's the talk of Rhythm Town?   Five guys named Moe      When they start to beat it out   Everybody jump and shout   Tell me who do the critics rave about   Five guys named Moe      They came out of nowhere   But that don't mean a thing   They rate high and you'll know why   When you hear them swing      High brow, low brow, all agree   They're the best in harmony   I'm telling you folks you just got to see   Five guys named Moe      There's Big Moe   Little Moe      One guy, Big Moe   Two guys, Little Big Moe   Three guys, Four-Eyed Moe   Four guys, No Moe   Five guys, Eat Moe   Five little guys named Moe