Girl B= Boy   Anything you can do,I can do better.   Ha!   I can do anything, Better than you.      No, you can't.    Yes, I can.   No, you can't.   Yes, I can.    No, you can't.   Yes, I can, Yes, I can!      Anything you can be, I can be greater.   Sooner or later, I'm greater than you.      No, you're not.   Yes, I am.   No, you're not.   Yes, I am.   No, you're NOT!.   Yes, I am, Yes, I am!      I can shoot a partridge, With a single cartridge.   I can get a sparrow, With a bow and arrow.   I can live on bread and cheese.   And only on that?   You bet!   So can a rat!      Any note you can sing, I can sing higher.   I can sing anything, higher than you.   you can't.   Yes, I can. (Higher)   No, you can't. (Higher)   Yes, I can. (Higher)   No, you can't. (Higher)   Yes, I can. (Higher)   No, you can't. (Higher)   Yes, I CAN! (Highest)   How'dyou sing that high?   I'm a girl!   You could have fooled me!      Anything you can sing, I can sing softer.   I can sing anything, Softer than you.   No, you can't. (Softly)   Yes, I can. (Softer)   No, you can't. (Softer)   Yes, I can. (Softer)   No, you can't. (Softer)   Yes, I can. (Softer) YES, I CAN! (Full volume)      I can drink my liquor, Faster than a flicker.   I can drink it quicker, And get even sicker!      I can open any safe.   Without gettin' caught?   You bet!   That's what I thought--   you crook!      Any note you can hold, I can hold longer.   I can hold any note, Longer than you.   No, you can't.   Yes, I can   No, you can't.   Yes, I can   No, you can't.   Yes, I can   No, you can't!   Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-i-I-i   c-a-n! (Cough, cough!)   Yes, you ca-a-a-an!   How d'you hold all that in?   Chest cavities!      Anything you say, I can say faster.   I can say anything, Faster than you.   No, you can't. (Fast)   Yes, I can. (Faster)   No, you can't. (Faster)   Yes, I can. (Faster)   both: yscescesecysesecses-I can!!      I can jump a hurdle.   I can wear a girdle.   (girly voice)I can knit a sweater.   I can fill it better!   I can do most anything!   *Gasp!* Can you bake a pie?   (Girly voice)ooh No.   Neither can I.      Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter.   I can sing anything, Sweeter than you.   No, you can't. (Sweetly)   Yes, I can. (Sweeter)   No, you ca-o-a-o-a-o-an't. (Sweeter)   Yes, I can. (Sweeter)   No, you ca-an't. (Sweeter)   Yes, I can. (Sweeter)   No, you ca-an't   Yes, I can   No, you can't, can't, can't!   Yes, I can, can, can!      Together: Yes, I can! No, you can't!