Out in the middle of nowhere      Gathered around in the barn      Animals all in agreement, they was down on the farm            There was talk of all the boring hours      Standin' around with nothin' to do      It was just another boring evening      With a pail of boring things to chew            There was cows and horses and sheeps and pigs      They was tired of the daily routine      They was plannin' on havin' themselves a bash      Gonna throw a great big wing-ding            So they said 'let's do it, play some rock and roll'      And they got all loose and had a few      And before they knew it, they was out of control      Turned into a regular zoo...      They was tired of the daily routine      Havin' themselves a great big bash      And they was gathering steam            And the pig grabbed a chicken, said      Come on over, let's do-si-do a few      And the chick said 'no, you're covered with mud'      Called him a pig and it was true            And every gol' dang one o'their tails was a waggin'      Under the old horse-shoe      That night the animals fell off the wagon      And a tractor or two            Well they was out in the middle of nowhere      They was rockin' out in the barn      They was tearin' it up in the hayloft      Gettin' down on the farm