Callin' all you country boys   And girls from Dixieland   Callin' all you folks up north   Y'all come on and give us a hand      Callin' all the former's daughters   Callin' all the preacher's sons   It don't matter where you're born and bred   We're callin' on everyone      Who want to put a little tonk in their country   Put a little funk in the groove   We're gonna raise some hell, gonna ring your bell   We're gonna make you people move      We got bluegrass punks, pigs and thugs   And big girls gettin' down   Don't give a flip about your politics   Homegrown or raised uptown      People, take a good look around   It's a funky country      We've come to town from miles around   From both sides of the tracks   Everything from nose rings   To them big old cowboy hats      We're all just a little bit different   We got our own philosophies   But when we get together   We're just one big family      And we got a little tonk in our country   Got a little funk in the groove   We're gonna raise some hell, we're gonna ring your bell   We're gonna make you people move      We got bluegrass punks, pigs and thugs   And big girls gettin' down   Don't give a flip about your politics   Homegrown or raised uptown      People, take a good look around   It's a funky country      Red and yellow, black and white   On a new thread white and blue   Country fad or city fad   Anything you wanna do      Bang your head till you break your neck   Docey Do your girl around   When you hear that music fusion   Throw you a big hoedown      And we got a little tonk in our country   Got a little funk in the groove   We're gonna raise some hell, gonna ring your bell   We're gonna make you people move      We got bluegrass punks, pigs and thugs   Big girls gettin' down   Don't give a flip about your politics   Homegrown or raised uptown      People, take a good look around   It's a funky country   People, take a good look around   It's a funky country