Won't you help me please,   I'm growing old   A million years ago      Won't you help me sneeze,   I've caught a cold   Another way to go      Just hold on tightly   This shows on my breed   They speak so very slow   It gets so hard to follow      Slowly in the mist of captive eyes   To carry you from home   Hansom cab again from dawn till dusk   My power amphibious bride      I'll just leave you here like this   I'm sure you won't be missed   Before this night is done   These words won't seem so wrong.      Oh it can't be that bad   Back up in trinidad   Come down and see me soon   When you get back from the moon.