Duck and sally inside   They're cooking for the down five   Who's starin' at miss rayon   Who's busy lickin' up her pig pen   I'm searching for my mainline   I said I couldn't hit it sideways   I said I couldn't hit it sideways   Oh, just like sister ray said   Whip it on      Rosie and miss rayon   They're busy waitin' for her booster   Who just got back from carolina   She said she didn't like the weather   They're busy waitin' for her sailor   Who says he's just as big as ever   He says he's from alabama   He wants to know a way to earn a dollar   I'm searchin' for my mainer   I said I couldn't hit it sideways   I couldn't hit it sideways   Oh, just like sister ray said   Play it on      Cecil's got his new piece   He cocks and shoots between three and four   He aims it at the sailor   Shoots him down dead on the floor   Aw, you shouldn't do that   Don't you know you'll stain the carpet   Now don't you know you'll stain the carpet   And by the way, have you got a dollar   Oh, no man, I haven't got the time, time   Too busy sucking on a ding-dong   She's busy sucking on my ding-dong   Aw, she does just like sister ray said      I'm searching for my mainline   I said I -c-c-couldn't hit it sideways   I c-c-c-c-c-couldn't hit it sideways   Oh, do it, do it aw just just just like sister ray said      Now, who is that knocking   Who's knocking on my chamber door   Could it be the police   They come and take me for a ride, ride   Oh but I haven't got the time, time   Hey, hey, hey, she's busy sucking on my ding-dong   She's busy sucking on my ding-dong   Aw now do it just like sister ray says   I'm searching for my mainline   I couldn't hit it sideways   I couldn't hit it sideways   Now just like, oh just like aw, just like sister ray said.      Whip it on me jim!