If the sacheting of gentlemen   Gives you grievance now and then   What's needed are some memories of planing lakes   Those planing lakes will surely calm you down      Nothing frightens me more   Than religion at my door   I never answer panic knocking, falling   Down the stairs upon the law   What law?       There's a law for everything   And for elephants that sing to keep   The cows that agriculture won't allow   Hanky panky nohow   Hanky panky nohow oh