I got something to say little girl   You might not like my style   But we've been hanging around this town   Just a little too long a while      You say you're gonna get your act together   Gonna take it out on the road   But if I don't get outta here pretty soon   My head's going to explode      Sure I like country music   I like mandolins   But right now I need a telecaster   Through a vibro-lux turned up to ten      Chorus:   Lets go to memphis in the meantime baby   Memphis in the meantime girl      I need a little shot of that rhythm baby   Mixed up with these country blues   I wanna trade in these ol country boots   For some fine italian shoes      Forget the mousse and the hairspray sugar   We don't need none of that   Just a little dab'll do ya girl   Underneath a pork pie hat      Until hell freezes over   Maybe you can wait that long   But I don't think ronnie milsap's gonna ever   Record this song      Chorus twice      Bridge:   Maybe there's nothin' happenin' there   Maybe there's somethin' in the air   Before our upper lips get stiff   Maybe we need us a big ol whiff      If we could just get off-a that beat little girl   Maybe we could find the groove   At least we can get a decent meal   Down at the rendez-vous      'cause one more heartfelt steel guitar chord   Girl, it's gonna do me in   I need to hear some trumpet and saxophone   You know sound as sweet as sin      And after we get good and greasy   Baby we can come back home   Put the cowhorns back on the cadillac   And change the message on the cord-a-phone      But...      Chorus