I'm a real man, I got a real guitar   I'm a real man, don't even know where the boys are   I don't want to frighten you little girl, you're so sweet and nice   But I don't want to have to tell you twice      I'm a real man, I want to rock like a real man   Don't get no shock from that   Elevator music in your computer program   Baby, how'd you like to rock with a real man?       Yes I'm a real man, baby, I'm not lyin'   I'm thirty-one years old now and I still don't mind dyin'   You can put the voodoo on me, girl   There's nothing I can't dodge   Check out this lincoln in my garage      Kids, these days, I'm talkin' about these young folk   They're about as wild as pollyanna after she growed up   After a hard day at the casiotone they just don't want to live   They're about as dangerous as a junior executive      I'm a real man, I want to rock like a real man   Don't get no shock from that   Elevator music in your computer program   Baby, how'd you like to rock with a real man?       Every dollar I earn, girl, I let it all burn   And if I wind up in jail   Well there's only one of two thousand, seven hundred and sixty-two women that I know   Who would gladly pay my bail      Now you might say I'm just some fool on a boast   But I wasn't gonna hear ya girl from coast to coast   This ain't dan rather talkin', this ain't the president's son   But, ah, I'm still gonna have my fun      Cause' I'm a real man, I got to rock like a real man   Don't get no shock from that   Elevator music in your computer program   Baby, how'd you like to rock with a real man?       Turn off that elevator music, in your computer program   Baby, how'd you like to rock with a real man   Turn off that elevator music, in your computer program   Come on and rock with a real man