Just half a dollar bill and I can watch you wiggle   In my frosty closet and I know just how you'll feel   Last chance, but I can't dance, but I can't dance   So I get to be home with you   Can't get it downtown so I gotta stay here   Not really solid not really liquid   Jiggle when I feel it   Get you when I need it   Stir you up and chill you out   I'll slide you between my lips and    watch you wiggle, wiggle around   I'll be careful not to spill 'til I can watch you wiggle   Silky, slippery, paradise- that's just how you feel   My last chance, but I can't dance, but I can't dance   So I get to be home with you   Can't get it downtown so I gotta stay here   Purple GREEN! and yellow, blue is when I'm mellow   Get it on my fingers, scent it kind of lingers   Stir you up and chill you out   I'll slide you between my lips and    watch you wiggle, wiggle around   Last chance, but I can't dance, but I can't dance   So I get to be home with you   Can't get it downtown so I,   Gotta stay, gotta stay, gotta stay here   watch you wiggle, wiggle around