Jerry Jeff Walker      This is a time to be cautious; this is a time to be smart   This is a time to consider the options, be careful with games of the heart   A time for young fellas to carry umbrellas   And considering the climate, you really might find it   The right time to stay at home      The booze gets your liver, but when you consider   The condition of water, a man really ought to   Abstain for the night and just stay home      It's dangerous out on the freeway, its dangerous out in the bars   Everybody's mad at somebody, it's dangerous to drink and drive cars      Whiskeys's bad for your liver, but stop and consider   The condition of water, then maybe you ought to   Find a good book and stay home      AIDS is to real to be foolish, it's changed all the rules we play by   You can't take chances in other peoples' pants it's   Too risky to just casually try      Now I only smile at our social lifestyle   It all leaves me believing I'd find more relief in   Some Earl Klugh and the refuge of home   So now I turn off the porch light, next I'll unplug the phones   I'll get on my robe and my jammies, a nice fire sure warms the bones      I might write a letter, but what I like better   Is taking my guitar down and playing an old song   That makes me feel glad I stayed home