Dave Gilstrap      Yeah, I work all week just to make a draw,   Sometimes I don't ride 'em at all.   But I'm hooked in and I got to ride that train.   When I get down in that chute,   I can't keep from thinkin' about all that loot,   I'm a ro-do-o de-o de-o cowboy   Bordering on the insane.      CHORUS   That's why I drink a cheeseburger, eat a six-pack   Take a Darvon to kill the pain.   Pay thirty-two fifty just to take a fall,   I live through it to tell you 'bout it all.   I'm a ro-de-o de-o de-o de cowboy   Bordering on the insane.      Now, relax and take a deep breath or two   It's a one time shot and then you're through   Hang on, boy, and someday you'll have fame.   When they open up that gate   The bull takes off like a runaway freight   And you're a ro-de-o de-o de-o de cowboy   Bordering on the insane.      That's why I eat a cheeseburger, drink a six-pack   Take a Darvon to kill the pain   Pay thirty-two fifty just to take a fall   I live through it just to talk about it all   I'm a ro-de-o de-o de-o de cowboy   Bordering on the insane.      The cobwebs sure are thick, what's goin' on?   I feel like all my circuits are blown.   I can't remember my number or name.   Gimme a beer or two and I'll feel fine,   'Least it's worked every other time   'cause I'm a rodeo de-o de-o de cowboy   Bordering on the insane.      Repeat Chorus 2x