Yeah you're all too ugly tonight      Why there ain't a decent one in sight      You won't win no ribbon       You can't win no prize      You're all too ugly here tonight      You're all as ugly you can't believe      Go ahead, get up off your old rusty knees      The answer is "No!", I've got a better place to go      You're all too ugly here tonight      So mama put on another pot of coffee      Put those little babies to bed      You know the crazies and the freaks      You won't believe whats on the streets      I'm comin' on home to you instead!      'Cause the're all too ugly tonight      Why there ain't a decent one in sight      You can't win no ribbon      No way to win no prize      You're all too ugly tonight      So put on another pot of coffee      Put those precious babies to bed      Why the crazies and the freaks      Girl you won't believe whats on the streets      I'm comin' on home mama to you instead!      'Cause the're all as ugly as sin      Why even dracula wouldn't be caught with one of them!      Outstanding in the field      Of things that are unreal      It's all too ugly tonight      It's all too ugly tonight!