Well, some contend this rock'n rollIs bad for the body, bad for the soulBad for the heart, bad for the mindBad for the deaf and bad for the blindIt makes some men crazyAnd then they talk like foolsMakes some man crazyAnd they start to droolIt's a teenage nervous breakdownTeenage nervous breakdownTeenage nervous breakdownTeenage nervous breakdownTeenage nervous breakdownI said a breakdownUnscrupulous operators could confuseCould exploit and deceiveThe conditional reflex theoriesChange the probabilitiesI said it's a crass and rancous crackass placeWith pavlov on the human raceIt's a terrible illness, a terrible caseUsually permanent when it takes placeIt's a teenage nervous breakdownTeenage nervous breakdownTeenage nervous breakdownTeenage nervous breakdownTeenage nervous breakdownI said a breakdown