Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages   It's me, Jeru the Damaja   And I'm here to present to you today   The bullshit      Yes, this is the bullshit, the extreme bullshit   The absolute bullshit   This is the bullshit of bullshit      This bullshit is so bullshit   I never wanna hear this bullshit on the radio   Or in my children's ears 'cause it's bullshit   You know?      So, as we talk about the bullshit   And what bullshit is   I'ma drop the bullshit on you right now   You know, the bullshit goes like this      Jump up in my Rolls Royce, top choice   Make 'em holler, everything I do is for a dollar   Fuck being civilized, I got dollar signs in my eyes   One day I'll fall but for now, I'll rise      Trust me, as the stink stuff fries up   I'm cookin' up, I used to spend the nights in spots run up   Buck buck but now I'm all growed up and blowed up   And believe me, baby paw, I got it all sewed up      And the loot is in big bags and all stored up   And the niggaz I used to run with is all locked up   But I'll keep bubblin', got 'em on the corners   Like court jesters jugglin', avoid the late night mugging      Because stick up kids be bugging   I paid my dues, so I'm on some exotic island   Smilin', sun shinin' all off my diamonds   Sippin' on martinis, bad hookers in bikinis      A airplane load of exotic work from Tahiti   Plus a squad of killer bitches that all carry uzis   I got a lot, so if it gets too hot   Jump in the billion dollar jet or the million dollar yacht   Got the Teflon vest, in case they knock me out the box   Oh no, I think I hear gunshots      Damn, shit was just a dream, damn   That's a scary motherfucking dream, that was bullshit   I'd never say no bullshit like that   Glad I don't live none of that bullshit   That shit is absolutely bullshit