Dennis Wolf      Well he came down on vacation, 'cause he liked the tropic sun   Margaritas and the music, made it all seem fun   He bought a piece of heaven on the Carribean seas   He's a happy little camper in Belize      He began to build a condo, but the labor cost was high   His partner stole his money, that left him high and dry   His land is still a mudhole, where you sink up to your knees   And he's just another gringo in Belize      Chorus:   He's a planner, he's a dreamer, he's a sordid little schemer,    Seems to think that money grows on trees   He's a whiner, he's a loser, he's a pothead, he's a boozer,   He's just another gringo in Belize      Well he used to have a girlfriend that now he can't afford   Since one of his investments got busted at the border   He wasted all his money paying bribes and fines and fees   And he's just another gringo in Belize      Oh, he sold his motorcycle, somebody stole his boat   They ran it on the reef and now the damn thing just won't float   The only thing's that free is mud, mosquitoes and the breeze   And he's just another gringo in Belize      Chorus      Now he'll drink a beer for breakfast, he'll chase it with rum punch   He's smoking up his dinner, he's a snorting up his lunch   He's been wasted on the mainland, now he's stoned out in the Cayes   And he's just another gringo in Belize      Chorus      He's just another gringo in Belize   Sounds like a pretty good goddamned life to me