By jim carroll and wayne woods      Evangeline   My first lady,   She wears satin gloves   Since her hands got dirty   She travels here   She travels there . . .   She's on the "a" list   Everywhere      I can't take it anymore   If she calls back,   Tell her I went uptown to the downtown store      Evangeline   With her lips like curtains,   But you best know   And it's for certain      With all her monies   You and I got none   She's got a satin pillow   Covering her pearly gun      I can't take it anymore   If she calls back,   Tell her I went down to the liquor store      Refrain   She's a diver   And the ladder's getting taller   She's a diver   And the pool is getting smaller   If she takes one more step higher   Then the water will turn to fire      All our monies was all that held her   She should learn to respect her elders      Her boys grab your hands   Her boys lift your feet      Lord, my whole building is out in the street      I can't take it anymore   If she calls back,   Tell her I went uptown to the downtown store      (repeat refrain)