Barney and Friday - Were two cats who didn't have nine lives   Barney and Friday - Were only here what seemed a short time   Barney and Friday - Didn't have that lame fetch dog personality   Barney and Friday - Were way too tuned for this reality      Barney and Friday - Don't tell me dogs are smarter   Barney and Friday - 'cause I know better    Barney and Friday - Cats know what people are all about   Barney and Friday - That's why they'd rather be left out      Barney was already dead    So was Friday but I didn't want to realize it   So I went to the pound anyway   Where they keep the dogs forever   Barking, barking, barking-barking-barking   But the cats are in cages marked 1, 2 and 3    All proud, they don't make any sound   Just a casual glance, till the hammer came down   (Some destroyed the day they were found)      Barney and Friday - Were two cats who didn't have nine lives   Barney and Friday - Were only here what seemed a short time   Barney and Friday - Didn't have that lame fetch dog personality   Barney and Friday - Were way too tuned for this reality      Barney and Friday - Cats are treated like garbage   Barney and Friday - They know what we're about   Barney and Friday - That's why they don't buy into the training shit   Barney and Friday - They'd rather be left out       Fix your animals   Too bad we can't fix you    Stupid motherfucker   Lame ass redneck attack dog moron