Valentine's day   Wish I had a sweetheart   It's valentine's day   Didn't even get a stinkin' card   It's valentine's day   I just have to say   I hate valentine's day      It's valentine's day   And I didn't get no chocolate   It's valentine's day   If I had a heart I'd hock it   It's valentine's day   All I have to say   I hate valentine's day      It's valentine's day   And I hope it finds you healthy   It's valentine's day   I'm glad your stinkin' girlfriend's wealthy (? )   It's valentine's day   I just love to say   I hate fuckin' valentine's day