* jewel and atz together      A little yodeling song   For my man yo   And I know that yo don't know   That I wrote this song a late one night   He'd heard me yodeling down at hobo gin's   And we were hanging out at the putter inn   He was beggin me to yodel   And oh yo he wasn't half the type   He held out his hand   I said "what's your name? "   And he said "yo"   So I asked him again   And he said "yo" again   So I figured it must be his name   Well I was having some perculiar thoughts   But you can't say much with a name like atz   So I settled back   Tried to figure out yo-yo's game   Now yo was sailin three sheets of the wind   With a frozen stare   And an ear-to-ear grin   He kept beggin me to yodel, sayin   "g-gget up there and yodel with the band"   It was my good friend rod with a hired gun   So I stepped up to have a little bit of fun   With the lead, and the bass and the drummer and the rhythm man   Now yo he staggered right up to the stage   He had this angelic smile on his face   That sucker looked like he floated up to heaven and he died   While I never had a fan quite like yo before   He stood there mesmerized on the floor   He started stompin and clappin when he heard my yodeling cry      (chorus)   And I said   *yo this yodeling song's for you   No matter where you go   No matter what you do   Remember that time spent yodeling's time well spent   I've never had myself a fan club before   But yo don't you know that one thing's for sure   If I do I'll make you my fan club president      And I said   *(yodel)         Well when I got through   I said "there you go yo"   And he was still smiling but his eyes were still closed   And I thought I was going to get away from him   But then he opened them wide and said   "i-ii want to hear some more"   Well I was wearing out my welcome and I was running out of time   But I decided that I'd yodel up another line   Cause I thought it was the only way I could get yo off the floor   Then I got to thinking   I realized   Suddenly I realized   Why old yo liked yodeling   Because everytime I yodeled I was saying yo's name   Well then I got to thinking it probably wouldn't work too well   In fact it downright sounds like hell   If you ever try to yodel using anybody elses name      Try inga   *inga-lay (etc.)      See what I mean it just doesn't work      So in this whole wide world   No matter where I go   One thing I've learned   I've finally know   I'll never yodel again if there's anyone in the audience named yo      And I said   *yo this yodeling song's for you   No matter where you go   No matter what you do   Remember that time spent yodeling's time well spent   I've never had myself a fan club before   But yo don't you know that one thing's for sure   If I do I'll make you my fan club president      And I said   *(yodel)   (long yodel)